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60's Musical Titles Updated

 

 

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. 


They include:

Bobby Darin --- 
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker  

Ringo Starr --- 
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. 

The Bee Gees -- - 
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack--- 
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash --- 
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- 
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- 
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- 
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer --- 
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations --- 
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- 
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando --- 
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- 
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- 
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To. 

And Last but NOT least 

Willie Nelson --- 
On the Commode Again

 

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